Here is what I want

I love my job. The very basics of my job. Helping people. Being there in the most difficult times of their lives. Keeping my officers safe on the street.  Unfortunately my job isn't just doing that anymore.

Here is what I would consider a dream job.

1. No phone calls.
2. 99.9% interaction with animals and only .1% with humans.
3. If I am properly trained there is no need to micromanage me. I'll let you know if I have questions.
4. Must pay at least $45,000 a year with benefits.
5. Will scoop poop.

I wish it were that simple.

Which are you?