Here is what I would consider a dream job.
1. No phone calls.
2. 99.9% interaction with animals and only .1% with humans.
3. If I am properly trained there is no need to micromanage me. I'll let you know if I have questions.
4. Must pay at least $45,000 a year with benefits.
5. Will scoop poop.
I wish it were that simple.
Which are you?